i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
i love gaining the approval of cats it makes me feel validated
"And also, isn’t the root of the word zombie from somnambulist, which means sleepwalker. By the very running immediately stops them from being zombies." - Simon Pegg
Now that I think about it I only see really popular text posts written in English? Do they exist in other languages? Are there a lot of German jokes that I’m missing out on